Roland Burris Monument to Himself

Illinois Senator Roland Burris, whom Gov. Rod Blagojevich chose to fill President Obama’s Senate seat, has already erected his “monument” in a Chicago cemetery. The future grave lists his accomplishments. Clearly, a legend in his own mind.

Barbara Boxer on the SF Earthquake

“Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, “Thank God, I’m still alive.” But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again.”

Barbara Boxer Stupid Quotes

Could you say ’senator’ instead of ‘ma’am? It’s just a thing. I worked so hard to get that title. I’d appreciate it.